|Megatrons Journal, or "How I learned to stop worrying and take over
I fell off of the Autobot shuttle today. It hurt like hell, yessssss.
Apparently, falling forcibly back into the space-time-continuum-proper
was more traumatic than I expected. I appear to be drifting in space
somewhere, not quite sure where exactly. I think I will have fun
I've decided that I need to clip my toenails. Every time I try
to reach for them though, I find I don't have enough points of articulation.
This is not fun anymore.
Still floating in space. You know what? This sucks.
I've decided that I jumped off the shuttle too damned early. I
could have waited till the last second, and just worked harder -- but no!
I had to plan ahead! Mr. Prepared. This is not pleasant. Yessssss...
Space is very boring. I got hit in the face with a piece of rock,
no CR chamber in sight so it'll probably leave a scar. I think I
will name the Scar "Theodore"
I had a very nice conversation with Theodore today. He tells me
I should "KILL EVERYONE". I thoroughly agreed, but then pointed out
that there wasn't anyone around to kill. He pointed at the pink bunnies
that are floating around. I then reminded Theodore that he is just
a scar, and really doesn't have the ability to point out anything.
He kicked me in the groin. I still want to know how he managed to
Theodore and I had a fight. He said I was too clingy, and that
he needed someone "less high maintenance". I reminded him that I
hadn't been in a CR chamber in over a year. He said that I didn't
get it and that I just don't have a complete grasp on reality.
Coming from a talking scar, that really hurts.
I got hit by a space ship today. They just kept on flying.
Some people named "Chas and Mick" gave me a lift. They kept talking about some bar named "The Shag". I asked them if they would take me to Cybertron. They took me as far as Mirander, and said that was as far as they were going. I would have killed the infidels if I wasn't busy trying to find a bathroom I could fit in.
Bought a ship from some guy named Vinnk. Well, it's more like I turned into a Dragon and threatened to eat him if he didn't give it to me. The blonde little creep deserved it. I've set course for Cybertron.
Theodore has stopped talking to me. I bought a book "Megatrons are from Mars, Scars are from Cybertron" but it hasn't helped our relationship. I've decided to break up with Theo. He just refuses to accept me for me.
I've reached Unicron's head and am bringing it with me to Cybertron. I know it left orbit in Season 3 of G1, but I think it will be a nice part of my gallery once I take over. Theodore and I have gotten back together. Unicron tells me I shouldn't keep taking him back
I've arrived at Cybertron. I put Unicron's head into orbit. I don't think anyone's noticed yet.
I got to Moon Base 2. Beat up some guy named Aerosurge, and stole the virus he was working on. It's nucle-whatever based. I wonder what would happen if I released it, built some drones and tried to take over the planet?
Whoo hoo! I stole the sparks and have taken over the planet. Theodore and I are back on speaking terms, and I've built some neat murals. I've also replaced my old wings with a wing-cloak thingie. It looks really swank, and will be cause for Hasbro to make a new toy. Hopefully it will look really crappy so people will only be wasting their money on it.
Primal showed up. Crap in a hat.