|Episode 9c/11 - Denial and Trial
Thrust slowly putters down a random dark alley
Thrust: damn it damn it damn it
Blackarachnia is flinging ooze around and NickBee appears to be liking it too much.
NickBee: Shut up you >hic<
NickBee: What's that Mr. Fanfic writin' narrator man? You dissin' me?
>Smack< You're NickBee, not Benny.
NickBee: <Dizzy and lying on the ground> Sorry...
Anywho... Thrust slowly gets up.
Thrust: Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzpinator no like gooey green ick..
Jetstorm: Avast! Foul evil of the... Oh heck, does anyone care what I'm saying? I mean, this is a useless flashback establishing me as Silverbolt....
Thrust: Noooo! Flashback is for Wazzzzzpinator!! Stupid Doggie-bot not even in scene before flashback.
Jetstorm: Blackarachnia... hold me.
Blackarachnia: I'm not even in this scene!
Thrust: Damn damn damn... I am not him! I refuse to be him! Primus-dammit! <Screaming at sky> Why couldn't you let me die!
Thrust begins to shoot things.
Thrust: Him! That pest! That FREAK! Why resurrect him! Why make me live as him! Damn you Megatron! You have an entire planet's worth of sparks and you had to choose ME.
Primal: <posing in front of mirror> Not yo' daddy's Buddha monkey!
Primal takes another pose.
Thrust's screams and shots are heard...
Primal: Well, that's just... prime!
A collective gasp is heard from the viewers as they realize how infrequently they hear what was once a very popular catch phrase.
You heard me.
I already said it.
Shut up you.
STOP IT! You aren't even in this scene!
Jetstorm: <Flys in and shoots at Primal> Am now!
Primal: Ack! I am transformed!
Jetstorm: Well, looks like Buddha Monkey has gotten ready to put up a fight!
Primal: Shut. Up. <Shoots Nightscream>
Nightscream: Oww! How did he? He's not, but I thought...
<back to Primal>
Primal: What part of "I'm indoors and on the second story of a building with big windows made of glass" did the Fanfic writer leave out?
Jetstorm: <In a headlock, thanks to Laurence Fishbot> Oh, <gasp> I think all of it.
Primal throws Jetstorm out the window, but ends up crashing through it too. They dramatically fall <Insert Commercial Break> and Primal lands on top of Jetstorm...
Thrust: One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do. Two can be as bad as one. It's the loneliest number since the number o..... What the?
Primal: Hello. <Continues to pummel Jetstorm>
Thrust: What are you doing?
Primal: Pummeling Jetstorm.
Primal: By the way, which one of you is Silverbolt?
Thrust: <Points to Jetstorm>
Primal: Good to know <continues to pummel Jetstorm>
Thrust: <Reluctantly> I guess.... <Gets up>
Rattrap: <Over comm unit> Rattrap to Optimus! Uhh... I kind of hurt Nightscream....
Primal: I can't DEAL with that now!
Rattrap: What are you? Ultra Magnus?
Primal: Uhh, I mean, There's no TIME for that!
Primal: Thanks! <Continues to Pummel Jetstorm>
Thrust: Hey, Primal.
Primal: What? <Looks over to him>
Thrust: Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrn <Fires guns>
Jetstorm: No no no, you're the *other* annoying flying insect from Beast Wars.
Thrust: Oh, thanks.
Primal: <Smacks Thrust> Go away, manic depressive drone general boy.
Jetstorm & Thrust: Drones?
Thrust: Dude, we have drones!
Jetstorm: Hey! You're right!
Suddenly a bunch of Drones appear.
Primal: Shit... <Runs!>
Jetstorm: This is so cool! It's like the first episode all over again!
Thrust: Yeah, only we aren't sparks in the floor!
NickBee: <drives up along Thrust> This a private party, or can anyone join in?
Jetstorm: Actually, I gotta go set up a tape for Pokemon, so you take over NickBee! <Jetstorm flies off, taking a turn near the river....>
NickBee: This is fun!
<Three hours later>
NickBee: That is one fast monkey!
Primal: <to himself> just keep telling yourself... starscream is behind you...
Starscream: I AM NOT GAY!
Cheetor: I AM NOT HOTROD!
TRH: I AM NOT WWTF!
Orange: I AM NOT TRH!
Phil Bond: I AM NOT IN THIS FIC!
Yes, you are, kinda.
Phil: Shut up you.
Primal: Getting tired....
Crawley: I am livin' in a material world, and I am a... Whoa! Is that BumbleBee with Thrust chasing Primal?
Geever: No, it can't be. BumbleBee was G1, and this is Beast Machines -- long after everyone from G1 was dead.
Crawley: But Rattrap knew Arcee...
Geever: Oh go make your toys perform sex acts.
Crawley: Ever feel like Rosencrantz and Guildenstern?
Everyone whooshed by.
Crawley: Dude, I still say those drones looked like BumbleBee...
Geever: Have you been reading bad fanfics again?
Bob Skir/Drone: Umm, Mr. Ravenhawk?
Traegorn RavenHawk: Yeah?
BS/D: You've painted yourself into a corner here, huh. No idea how to end this in time for Episode 9D/12 and such.
TRH: Your point?
BS/D: Well, how do you plan on resolving this?
TRH: Oh, well, I thought I throw in a Dues ex machina...
TRH: Quiet! As I was saying, and just pretty much let the pieces fall where they may.
TRH: Like this....
Suddenly everyone becomes friends.
Jetstorm: I taped Pokemon!
Everyone (except Primal, who has left): Yay!