An Incredibly White Boy is in the Hiz-ouse!

Traegorn · Last edited by Traegorn on Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:12 pm; edited 1 time in total

Originally Posted: 20-FEB-2003 - 01:57
Website Reviewed: DÂ´CypleÂ´s Official Website

I came across this website in a round-about fashion. See, I have this odd need to read ####.com[ link and name deleted as guy is no longer a douche ]. ItÂ´s the weblog of a guy named #### #####. #### attends UWEC as well, but IÂ´ve managed to never meet him. Which is a good thing.

Why is this a good thing? Because he whines more than anyone IÂ´ve ever met. I mean, this guy really hates his life... Since I have a hard time feeling sorry for an upperclass white kid, I have a hard time giving a damn about ####Â´s personal issues.

Yet I continue to read. ItÂ´s kind of like a car crash that way.

Anywho, enough about #### #####. The reason I ran across "DÂ´CypleÂ´s Official Website" is because, well, #### runs it. ThatÂ´s right, whiney white boy runs a site for a guy whoÂ´s calling himself "DÂ´Cyple". Well, DÂ´Cyple fancies himself a rapper. Besides the obvious fact that DÂ´Cyple is whiter than Wonder Bread, I have a hard time believing that heÂ´s really experienced inner city culture. Why? Well, to take an excerpt from DÂ´s bio: He grew up in Port Edwards, a small town of less than 2,000 people. Like any residential area of such size, the local culture was driven by school events, which in turn were driven by student athletics. Born with acute chronic asthma, one of the first hurdles that DÂ´cyple ran into were his own lungs, which kept him from playing sports at John Edwards school. So, yah, DÂ´s a white boy with asthma from a town whoÂ´s entire population could have fit in my old High SchoolÂ´s Gymnasium.

That just screams Hard Core GangstaÂ´, yo.

Besides the obvious issues relative to his legitimacy as a "Rap Artist", this website just sucks too. From the annoying Â´Splash PageÂ´ (I just hate those personally), to the BROKEN Javascript tags (whatÂ´s that ####? Tired of everything being BROKEN? Fix your damned Javascript as the first step!)... this website screams "suck". Oh yeah, that and the "hard core" quotes all over the bio: "Check me out no doubt the D apostrophe .. known to get you high like THC..." You should lay off the pot, DÂ´Cyple... you know, it might aggravate your asthma.
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Why aren't you reading UnCONventional (the awesome comic) yet?

Traegorn · Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 2:33 pm Post subject:

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Rhi · Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 3:04 am Post subject:

Trae, that was seriously the most amusing thing I've seen yet today. Admittedly, it's only 3 AM here, but still.

Hey, Disciple or however the fuck you spell your name, I don't suppose you know what it's like to grow up uncertain of your parents' careers or be afraid of an alcoholic parent, or worry about some other things I don't want to talk about on a public message board. I'd say that I'm crashing your pity party, bastard, so give it up.

Oh yeah. And DON'T call women 'bitches'. We really don't appreciate it. Grazie.

Muwah.

-Rhi

Traegorn · Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 9:22 am Post subject:

Rhi... putting the smack down... Smile

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Rhi · Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 10:51 am Post subject:

Someone's gotta do it.

-PK

Traegorn · Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 11:15 am Post subject:

What's even funnier is if you actually listen to some of the MP3s on that site... Smile

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Rhi · Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 1:38 pm Post subject:

I lasted about ten to fifteen seconds.

-PK