Making Friends with the
Blue
Screen
There comes a time in ever Otaku's life, when
he will have to change tapes or DVDs. At that time, we often
are faced with a bright blue light, which is the default display for many
A/V devices. Some call this the "Evil blue screen", or the "Blue Screen
of Death!!!", but we at Otaku Anonymous have chosen to make friends with
the Blue Screen. To ally ourselves with it's single hued wonder.
This is how we did it.
Step 1: Converse with
the Blue Screen
Engage the Blue Screen in interesting, and thoughtful
conversation.
Step 2: Be Cool
The Blue Screen is hip and swank -- so be hip
and swank too.
Step 3: Give it a BIG
HUG!
Being swank is important, but Blue Screen's need
love too.
Step 4: Get Down
Dance with the Blue Screen. It's very light
on it's feet. Well, it would be if it had feet.
Step 5: Get FUNKY!
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Heck yeah, sha-boogee!