The Steven Seagal Movie Generator! Generate a random Steven Seagal movie title, plot, and cast pieced together from his real filmography!

Mercenary for Honor Steven Seagal / Lisa Lovbrand / David Suchet Steven Seagal is a retired Navy Seal Ninja Chef who needs to stop a gangster known as Ice Man (played by David Suchet) from kidnapping his daughter. Seagal is joined by a sex worker (played by Lisa Lovbrand). With the odds against them, can they prevent David Suchet from using a bio weapon called MKUltra? About the Steven Seagal Movie Generator: This is the Steven Seagal Movie Generator. Above is a randomly generated Steven Seagal film, along with its poster. Just press reload to generate yourself a new film. The titles, plots, and casts are randomly assembled from the titles, plots, and casts of actual Steven Seagal films. Don't believe me? Just look at Seagal's Filmography. Please forgive the occasionally correct generation of an actual film plot and title. This is random, and occasionally it places the appropriate pieces together to make a film that actually exists. If you liked this, try out the Sci Fi Channel Original Movie Generator!

 

 

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