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Next time I volunteer to rewrite manufacturer contact service books here at work I'm going to punch myself in the face.

Silly, silly man.

My day has been good: I found a pair of $50 jeans for $1 ...

I really really hate bad dreams that make you wake up shaking and near tears.

Damn you, subconscious! Sad

I always wonder just what Andrew Lloyd Webber was smoking/shooting up at the time to make him even remotely think a musical about dancing cats would be a good idea.

"What do you mean, it's not "Genital Cats come out tonite" ? They're singing and prancing about a 'ball', and have you seen how skin-tight those outfits are? Jesus 'Effing Christmas!&qu ...

Apparently, there is a lonely young man out there who just wants to be friends. Razz

Right, sorry. I meant Kellin. Cool

I was making a "Trae is balding" joke. Razz

That's still a joke? I thought it was a known fact. Razz

Yay new thread!

Time for a Bill Hicks quote-

"I don't understand anything, so there you go ... You know what my problem is? I watch too much news, man. That's my problem, that's why I'm so depressed all the t ...

You're not the only one who had to think about that a moment, Trae.

Watching CNN is making me utterly depressed.

I hate doctors.

Sad

All I know is that I had a science teacher who once spent 20 minutes lecturing us on the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide as a joke, but people were seriously freaking out about it and wouldn't belive h ...

Dumplings?

Oh man. Now I want chicken dumpling soup really really badly. Sad

Damnit.

Hooray!

And one-way streets are a pain in the ass.

I'm making pasta, despite my mother's anti-carb stance.

Mmm. Caaaaarbs.

And not only do I have an A on my paper, but I also have fresh fruit to eat. Very Happy

Sometimes my job rocks.

I'll probably end up seeing 'Devil Wears Prada' if only because I end up seeing anything Anne Hathaway does in the end.

But today is a good day--I got an A on my LIS final paper. Very Happy

My plan is to enjoy my impromtu day off, and ignore any and all work I should be doing.

Now I really, really want Culvers. Sad

I'll just sit here with my fruit smoothie and cry.

I'm not sure why people think it's a good idea to start drilling into concrete at seven o'clock in the morning on a Friday.

They should really take into account the idea that I may have wanted to s ...

A good night's sleep is always a good idea.

One that apparently saved my life though! Razz

At least for the moment.

Wink

Good thing no one was actually singing the song. Razz

A minor technicality. Wink

I'm pretty sure singing that song gives me grounds to commit justifiable homicide.

That song got really, really overplayed on the radio a while back. Sad