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Steven Seagal In...
On Deadly Dead
Fake Credits

Your Random Steven Seagal Movie:
Starring:
Steven Seagal, Keenen Ivory Wayans and Tom Arnold

Plot Summary:
Steven Seagal is a former Navy SEAL, and now cook who needs to stop a serial killer (played by Tom Arnold ) from killing his wife and son .

Seagal is joined by a LAPD Detective (played by Keenen Ivory Wayans ). With the odds against them, can they prevent Tom Arnold from levelling an entire city?



About the Steven Seagal Movie Generator:
This is the Steven Seagal Movie Generator. Above is a randomly generated Steven Seagal film, along with its poster. Just press reload to generate yourself a new film.

The titles and plots are randomly assembled from the titles and plots of actual Steven Seagal films. Don't believe me? Just look at Seagal's Filmography.

Yep. It's really that simplistic. And if you see a plot point that makes you say "There's no way that was in the movie," guess-a-freakin'-gain. All plot points have been taken from actual Seagal films.

Please forgive the occasionally correct generation of an actual film plot and title. This is random, and occasionally it places the appropriate pieces together to make an actual film.

If you liked this, try out the Sci Fi Channel Original Movie Generator!