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The Steven Seagal Movie Generator!

Steven Seagal In...
Fire Down Territory
Fake Credits
Steven Seagal, Frederick Coffin and Basil Wallace

Plot Summary:
Steven Seagal is a DEA Agent who needs to stop a Chinese mafiosa (played by Basil Wallace ) from hijacking a train .

Seagal is joined by a Detroit Police Detective (played by Frederick Coffin ). With the odds against them, can they prevent Basil Wallace from killing off a girl Seagal has never met ?

About the Steven Seagal Movie Generator:
This is the Steven Seagal Movie Generator. Above is a randomly generated Steven Seagal film, along with its poster. Just press reload to generate yourself a new film.

The titles and plots are randomly assembled from the titles and plots of actual Steven Seagal films. Don't believe me? Just look at Seagal's Filmography.

Yep. It's really that simplistic. And if you see a plot point that makes you say "There's no way that was in the movie," guess-a-freakin'-gain. All plot points have been taken from actual Seagal films.

Please forgive the occasionally correct generation of an actual film plot and title. This is random, and occasionally it places the appropriate pieces together to make an actual film.

If you liked this, try out the Sci Fi Channel Original Movie Generator!

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