The Steven Seagal Movie Generator! Generate a random Steven Seagal movie title, plot, and cast pieced together from his real filmography!

Pistol Ground Steven Seagal / Morris Chestnut / Takao Osawa Steven Seagal is a Robin Hood-esque thief who needs to stop a serial killer (played by Takao Osawa) from selling off young women into slavery. Seagal is joined by his significant other -- who is secretly working for a mob boss (played by Morris Chestnut). With the odds against them, can they prevent Takao Osawa from causing more kids to be addicted to drugs? About the Steven Seagal Movie Generator: This is the Steven Seagal Movie Generator. Above is a randomly generated Steven Seagal film, along with its poster. Just press reload to generate yourself a new film. The titles, plots, and casts are randomly assembled from the titles, plots, and casts of actual Steven Seagal films. Don't believe me? Just look at Seagal's Filmography. Please forgive the occasionally correct generation of an actual film plot and title. This is random, and occasionally it places the appropriate pieces together to make a film that actually exists. If you liked this, try out the Sci Fi Channel Original Movie Generator!

 

 

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