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Your Random Steven Seagal Movie:
Starring:
Steven Seagal, DMX and Robbie Gee

Plot Summary:
Steven Seagal is a private investigator who needs to stop a Chinese mafiosa (played by Robbie Gee ) from hijacking a train .

Seagal is joined by a LAPD Detective (played by DMX ). With the odds against them, can they prevent Robbie Gee from taking over a top secret nuclear sattelite ?



About the Steven Seagal Movie Generator:
This is the Steven Seagal Movie Generator. Above is a randomly generated Steven Seagal film, along with its poster. Just press reload to generate yourself a new film.

The titles and plots are randomly assembled from the titles and plots of actual Steven Seagal films. Don't believe me? Just look at Seagal's Filmography.

Yep. It's really that simplistic. And if you see a plot point that makes you say "There's no way that was in the movie," guess-a-freakin'-gain. All plot points have been taken from actual Seagal films.

Please forgive the occasionally correct generation of an actual film plot and title. This is random, and occasionally it places the appropriate pieces together to make the real deal.


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