This is the fun stuff I guess? From the tabletop RPG system I built, to dumb little generators I made in a fit of boredom, to... that Shaq Fu page that people really liked in the early 2000s. I've kind of slapped it all together in here because it has nowhere else to go.
Fun Fact: When this website hosted an active forum, every poll had "Glenn Danzig" as the final option, no matter what the subject or question of the poll was. This is because Glenn Danzig is always an option.
Super Awesome Action Heroes is a pen and paper RPG system currently in development. What you'll find in this section is the current revision of the manual. There may be errors currently, but they will be eventually corrected.
From the twisted mind that brought you the Steven Seagal Movie Generator comes the all new SyFy Channel Original Movie Generator! By taking a dozen different casts and plots and mixing them around, we create all new experiences... that you'll probably see next week on Saturday.
Have you ever wondered why all of Steven Seagal's movies seem to sound the same? To prove a point, I've created the Steven Seagal Movie Generator. By randomly assembling plots, characters, and titles from actual Seagal films, this page creates a brand new "Seagal Film" in just moments.
One of the more popular sections on the site, "Do You Shaq Fu?" asks the immortal question. A celebration of what is possibly one of the strangest examples of celebrity endorsement I've ever seen.
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