Calvsie vs Brother

Scrotorius · Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:09 pm Post subject:

Its not as if I ever wear the costume kilt I own. In fact the only person I know who seems to have a hard on for plaid is Conner.
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Traegorn · Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 4:53 pm Post subject:

Facebook statuses can be very revealing:

Sept 23: played barefoot soccer in the rain
Sept 25: had headaches all day yesterday. going to bring ibuprofen to work tonight, just in case.
Sept 28: feels a sore throat coming on

I wonder if he will ever see the connection... Razz

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calvsie · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 4:34 pm Post subject:

So my brother claims he came up with the concept of putting onion rings on a burger before burger king based on his time at dairy queen.
I pointed out the rodeo burger at burger king. He claimed it was recent. I stated the fact that small soldiers from 1998 used it as a marketing piece.
of course according to my brother I'm making this up... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodeo_Cheeseburger
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Traegorn · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 5:57 pm Post subject:

Wait... he thinks Onion Rings on burgers is a NEW idea?

I clearly remember ordering a burger in the mid-nineties at a restaurant that had onion rings on it. Considering the history of the burger, I doubt it was a new idea THEN.

Is your brother borderline retarded?
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calvsie · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:57 pm Post subject:

no just conceited and seemingly out to prove everything I say is wrong.
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calvsie · Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 8:44 am Post subject:

He just informed me he would like me not to be home on thanksgiving because he is having his coworkers over for a pre black friday work shift party, and I'm weird. I actually cracked up at this.
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Langland · Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 8:56 am Post subject:

to be fair Calvsie, you did keep my car keys in your freezer while we went to Daisho and that was so I didn't have to worry about losing my car keys in Stevens Point.

The Russian · Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:10 am Post subject:

That's actually very sensible. I just don't get why they were in the freezer.
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Langland · Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:58 pm Post subject:

oh and this happened a year ago so no one is confused to why I'm not in Stevens Point this year.

calvsie · Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:46 pm Post subject:

Well the brother has officially pushed things to a new level.
I allow my brother to use my Frankensteind computer to browse the web and play his computer games and he has occasionally put things on that he didn't ask about (drat that spyware laden poker stuff) I easily cleaned it up and merely let him know that he should avoid reinstalling these programs and he complied. I came home Monday night and got on the computer to quickly check something and I was greeted by a changed desktop.
It featured a picture of guy, who looked like the stereotyped downsydrome person, wearing a shirt declaring "At least I'm not a nigger".
This offended me on a level my brother had never reached before. I replaced it and deleted the picture. the next day I let my brother know that if he changed my desktop picture to something again, I was removing my computer from the living room and he could find his own computer to get online with. To which he stated, "well what about that offensive head butt picture I've had to look at?"
The picture in question:

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Langland · Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:09 pm Post subject:

What's so offensive about that image?

calvsie · Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:12 pm Post subject:

ask my brother
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Langland · Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:26 am Post subject:

You know, this kind of reminds me of my dad. Everytime he goes on a computer that isn't his, he likes to change the desktop background if he hates it. And he leaves it that way too. And he feels justified when he does it too.

Traegorn · Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:41 am Post subject:

To be fair, the image does involve a scantily clad woman, and while it's not intended to be a sexual picture, it wouldn't be that hard for someone to misinterpret it.
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calvsie · Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:35 pm Post subject:

his explanation of why its offensive, "It insults people with butts for heads."
I honestly don't think he had ever looked at anything but the wording based on his explanation.
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