Things I have gotten in trouble at work for...

[newtypeUK]

Just to really mention, this is all from the same supervisor/Tory/Idiot. The following is a list of pointlessly futile things I have been snapped at or told off for.


-Not saying Good Morning to my supervisor.

-Telling my supervisor that I thought that death would have been a preferable option to the very boring and overlong till training I had recieved the day before.

-Plotting the death of the supervisor.

-Plotting the death of the supervisor TO HIS FACE

- Saying how I wish to burn down my place of work.

- Saying that my job was boring.

-Making the 'he's insane' gesture behind his back.

-Saluting him and saying 'Hail Ming' and then being told I'm not alowed to make any kind of political and cultural salute... it's Ming the Frakkin' Merciless!

-Making jokey comments about his heterosexuality to him. Although, even after I'd explained it to him, it still took him five minutes to comprehend what I meant when I referred to his girlfriend as 'his beard.'

-Talking while opening wine bottles.

-Dancing behind his back

- WALKING 5 FT BACKWARDS!!!!

-Telling him that if he called me 'Big Fella/Big Dude/Big Man' one more time, that I would uncork wine bottles with his asshole.

- The PORN INCIDENT (See: http://www.NoBrandCon.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6852 )

Now, I think we may have established that one of us has a problem. I think it's generally that he has no real sense of humour and a complete brown-nosed suck up. I will say anything I think is funny and really don't believe in brown nosing. Also... maybe I'm a smart-arsed wanna-be rebel and I generally need to express myself at work to stop plunging into a complete and utter boredom and ennui brought about by the mundanity of my existance and the endless longing for something fundamentally better from life.

Maybe I work for a moron.
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[Traegorn]

My vote is for the "You work for an idiot" option
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