Next, Duct Tape Boy ended up in Edo period Japan, and helped Itami Hanzo with an interrogation.  Duct Tape Boy was quoted saying "Me Think He Like Nets Too Much"

Duct Tape Boy then Helped OJ Simpson with a pesky murder trial.  According to Duct Tape Boy, not only did OJ not do it, but he also could do a pretty mean moon walk.  Duct Tape Boy said "One Glove Means Good Moon Walk".  Whatever...

Duct Tape Boy then ended up in an alternate universe, where he helped the X-men stop the not pictured "Scotch Tape Person".  Why not pictured?  Can you imagine how gross someone with clear skin would look?  Yeah.  It makes me queasy too.

Duct Tape Boy then ended up in another alternate universe, where he was forced to combat robotic ninjas.  Well, mostly he let the giant turtles do that, but he gave moral support.

Then, Duct Tape Boy was forced to fight for his very life in some twelve year old's copy of Mortal Kombat.  After this, Duct Tape Boy was quoted as saying "Alternate Universes smell like rotten cheese, and suck just as much".

Duct Tape Boy then stumbled into the Yalta conference.  Duct Tape Boy easily beat Stalin in Parcheesi, but lost to Churchill in Scrabble.  Also, Russian soldiers checked out Duct Tape Boy's ass.

Finally, Duct Tape Boy was finally able to achieve his mission.  Sadly, his mission was to "save" the Hindenberg from "not exploding."  Oh, Duct Tape Boy, you're such a card...