10. He can really pull off the color blue.

9.  Chicks dig the long hair.

8.  It's rumored that he is in fact Funky.  Funky like a Monkey.

7.  Personal friend to Arris the Sage.  Before he disappeared and stuff of course.

6.  He has a swank Goatee.  It's all pointy and stuff. 

5.  He is in no way related to Clive Anderson.  Really.  I promise.

4. He might be related to Dr. Sam Beckett of Quantum Leap... but not playwrite Samuel Beckett.

3. He tells Ash where to go, not vice versa.

2. Even you, the player, don't get to control him.  Clive's his own man.

1. He survived getting skewered with the Vandal Heart, a mythic and magical sword.  Lets see *you* do that.