A Tribute
to Vandal Hearts' True Hero... Clive Beckett
The List: This is a simple top ten list, explaining why Clive
is so damned cool.
10. He can really
pull off the color blue.
9. Chicks dig
the long hair.
8. It's rumored
that he is in fact Funky. Funky like a Monkey.
7. Personal
friend to Arris the Sage. Before he disappeared and stuff of course.
6. He has a
swank Goatee. It's all pointy and stuff.
5. He is in
no way related to Clive Anderson. Really. I promise.
4. He might be related
to Dr. Sam Beckett of Quantum Leap... but not playwrite Samuel Beckett.
3. He tells Ash where
to go, not vice versa.
2. Even you, the player,
don't get to control him. Clive's his own man.
1. He survived getting
skewered with the Vandal Heart, a mythic and magical sword. Lets
see *you* do that. |
