A Tribute
to Vandal Hearts' True Hero... Clive Beckett
Vandal Hearts 1.5*:
The
Coolness of Clive
A Nonexistant "Vandal Hearts" Sequel
Set Release Date: 1/9/2003
REAL Release Date: 5/23/2124
* (Number 1.5 because some idiot made a Vandal Hearts 2 that was set
in a seperate continuity)
Vandal Hearts (A really
cool RPG for the Playstation, if you didn't know) left us with...
With Hel and Dolf gone, the Empire quickly crumbled.
Ishtaria was once more set back on the path of democracy. However,
the wounds left by the empire were deep indeed. As a result of the purges
which left many dead, the new government faced a difficult task indeed.
In the country side, thieves still make their own laws and only the strong
can survive. Ultimately not much changed since before the war started...
People still must make their way by force of their will. It is only when
the people lose this will that evil is able to flourish and take power.
Everyone parted ways, and
Ash was thought to have disappeared (But Eleni knows better). They
thought they had wrapped everything up in a nice little package.
Except one thing.
What the Hell happened
to Clive??
If you think the SDF's Clive
Beckett died from a blow from the Vandal Heart, you are sorely mistaken.
Why? Because he's CLIVE you idiot! No one as cool as Clive
can get killed by some pansy ass magic sword. Not to mention, the game
even says he's recovering when you last see him. I figure he's off
pimping it somewhere in Ishtaria -- and they must discover what that hep-cat
is up to. So they reunite (Huxley even brings the stamps along) and
they just go repetitively fight random monsters until they find him.
Sound Formulaic? Maybe. But with new, enhanced graphics anything
is interesting. You can even tell that Kira is supposed to look attractive
in standard play (Sorry, no nude scenes).
Where does Clive end up you
ask? Use your imagination.
This page will *never* be updated,
so look around and forget it so you have an excuse to come back.
I know no one plays the game these days, so don't try to lie to me.
Now I know, you have the full intention of being a regular visitor here
if I keep it current, but frankly I don't have the time (Nor do I care).
It's a spoof, a pseudo sequel, and a pile of hooey. Deal with it.
Am I the only one who gets depressed when I see unupdated video game pages
from three years ago? Delete them already! Jeez, or at least
place a discalaimer that you never will update it ever. COURTESY
DAMMIT! |
