The Orange

"Wait, you mean this *isn't* real?"

Orange hails from places that even the gods fear to tread... Eau Claire and Stoughton, WI.  He scares small children in his spare time by peeling off the latex mask that hides his true, and quite hideous face.

Traegorn RavenHawk

"Why... the hell... won't you... die..."

From the dark Frontiers of the Milwaukee Suburbs, the mighty warrior Trae shall defeat you with his Shaq-Fu-Mad-Light-Punch Skillz!  FEAR THE LIGHT PUNCH!